Chuck Norris
Geboren: 10 maart 1940 (85) in Ryan, Oklahoma, Verenigde Staten
Bekend van: The Expendables 2, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story en Missing in Action
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Chuck Norris found out who Keyser Sose was, just by looking at the video cover.
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Jezus coudn't walk on water, till Chuck Norris taught him how...
Een soortdergelijke variant staat ook op de site:
Jesus can walk on water... Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus...
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Chuck Norris' birthday is on February 30th.
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Eentje speciaal voor U dan.
In WWII, the Germans had Thé Boat, the Americans had Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pushes himself up he is pushing the earth down.
damn die stond daar al.
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In WWII, the Germans had Thé Boat, the Americans had Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is going to win Lakeside 2007; He can throw 180 with only one dart.
starbright boy (moderator films)
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Geweldige site!
LaCaméraStylo
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When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
feanaro surion
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Wie vond ook alweer dat Rogier niet grappig was 
LaCaméraStylo
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Ik weet niet of dit tegen mij is gericht, maar ik zou niet weten wie Rogier is?
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When Chuck Norris breaks an egg, he fixes it.
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U-96 = Rogier
Helaas wel...
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When Chuck Norris is walking next to a person, he still can walk in the middle.
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The mirrors in Duinrell's Mirrors Paradise are afraid to change Chuck Norris' image.
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Chuck Norris can fix Michael Jackson's nose and make him black again with one punch.
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Chuck Norris stopped baking pancakes after NASA reported the 100th sattelite taken down by mysterious frozen orbiting objects.
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Helaas wel...
Nieuwe:
When Chuck Norris is walking next to a person, he still can walk in the middle.
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Nog een paar leuke VAN DE SITE:
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris can rewind a DVD.
Chuck Norris can watch a full episode of Barend & Van Dorp.
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Chuck Norris is the creator of Murphy's Law.
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Hoeveel geld heeft ie gekregen om in die show te acteren 
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Hehe, die Guiness book en Law & Order dingen waren erg lollig...
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Chuck Norris can play Leisure Suit Larry 4.
Totaal niet leuk, maar begrijpelijk voor diegenen die de spelreeks kennen.
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